Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Atiria

allnewalldifferentwildspider:

indyexploits:

cipheramnesia:

ms-demeanor:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thedacanary:

unpretty:

unpretty:

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

@batmanisagatewaydrug

Bruce, upon realizing that he’s getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers 

Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting “batter up!”

Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it.

Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets.

Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from.

Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor.

Clark: I gave him a dollar.

Peter: He gave me a dollar.

Clark: I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar.

Bruce: Well of course he’s not gonna go away. If you gave him a dollar he’s gonna assume you have more.

(via supercasey)

massmediakilledmydog:

When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests

(via supercasey)

weaver-z:

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

(via minnowkanno)

i havent been on this blog in like ages but i might try to be more active on here again, especially if my new(er) blogs dashboard gets boring sljgkfg,, if you are interested in following my new blog tho send me a message or smth! i think i’ve already followed all my mutuals over there but still 

memories:

50% #cool, 49% #shit, 1% dumbass.

memories:

Pour one out for #n o.

memories:

Ew, @the-felix-mcscouty, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

W oW

memories:

Like if you’re a #florida fan, reblog if you’re a #ra fan.

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

pisboy:

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

please give petra a round of applause for enriching our lives by providing us the phrase baja blast tittums

i pray some day for this to be my one and only legacy

(via akraisa)